cool kid

A real idiot who never studies and does shit with his/her friends.

The cool kid was talking trash with Brian, a real bitch

by ~Its johney February 17, 2021

penis kid

A cringey little gamer kid. Similar in definition to that of a squeaker, a penis kid is typically very annoying and will never accept a 1v1 despite running their mouth throughout the course of their existence.

Penis Kid: "dude stfu you are so ass at this game bruh uninstall"
Gigachad gamer: "bet 1v1 me right now"
Penis Kid: "nah I dont want to man, im lagging"
Gigachad gamer: "stfu penis kid"

by Alsmallballs December 24, 2023

Protecting kids

You're not protecting kids you are using them as justification for resource extraction and control of people's lives. Up to and including their level of success and the ease with which they succeed.

Hym "Don't let them lie to you. I've been doing this for 10 years almost. They have done NOTHING to protecting kids but they have continue to extract resources and they have continued to violate rights, agitate, and provoke. They would steal the spoon right out of your mouth it give it to their kids even if it was the last bite of food you were going to have access to for a month and when you died from starvation they would herald themselves as 'the heroes who saved their kid from somone trying to starve them.' It's all a lie. If they wanted to protect your kids, I would be I jail. They want to see how well the weaponized schizophrenia works and they want to use the AI I created to do what they are doing. Protect themselves and allow themselves to kill you all more efficiently by way of genocide or denying healthcare. The liberals are not equipped to deal with this and their words do not carry as much weight as the create of AI. But they are greedy and desperate for power. So they want me divorced from the credit I deserve so that my words do carry more weight than theirs. They want the authority I should have so they are trying to 'split the baby' as it were."

by Hym Iam February 7, 2025

Fortnite kid

Is basically a child or a teenager that plays Fortnite Battle Royale everyday. These scumbags of human kind talk about Fortnite in school or elsewhere. They're toxic and use shitty insults to other players after they kill them like "you're dogwater" "get clipped" "you have no earnings" ect. Otherwise Fortnite kids makes excuses or rage becuase they cannot admit losing or admitting that a player has better skills. Fortnite kids also do a lot of disgusting stuff like:

1. Simping over a virtual female skin
2. Steal their dad's credit card to buy vbucks
3. Make weird dances in real life
4. Make toxic dances like "Take The L or Laugh it up"
5. They think that Kratos (from God of War) or Travis Scott (rapper) are skins created from Fortnite (OMG IT'S THE GUY FROM FORTNITE)

Boy 1: get out of my room.
Boy 2: shut up ima bout to win
Boy 1: you've been playing that game like 4 hours, turn that off
Boy 2: and?

Boy 1: (in mind) oh lord, he has become a "Fortnite kid"

by NBLK June 30, 2023

Stray Kids

A bunch of crackheads that bring so much joy to stays. Consisting of Bang Chan, Lee Know, Changbin, Hyunjin, Han, Felix, Seungmin and I.N. These 8 formed a self made group under JYP entertainment. And they have one of the most loyal fandoms in K-pop...stays !

Who are the 4th gen leaders? Of course it's Stray Kids !

by anonymous March 25, 2023

kid hangover

When you wake up with a terrible migraine or headache after babysitting.

Today I had a kid hangover after watching my sisters kids.

by sshell June 15, 2017

6 7 kid

There once was a young boy named Mason, he was filmed saying “6 7” and then the world erupted like a shart after Taco Bell. Crazy how two simple numbers can cause such a reaction, also, 6 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy #1: “so uhh kid, what are your two favorite numbers”

Mason himself: “well ya see, I just so happen to be the one and only 6 7 kid hahahahahahahahaaaaahhhhhh”

by I.a.m.i.n.s.a.n.e. October 20, 2025