your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother

My mom Can't stop her mom jokes

by 459395 March 5, 2022

UR MOM

1 UR DAD LOVE UR MOM
2 UR DONE IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT UR MOM IS

IDK GO ASK UR MOM

by ndldnjvbfjdh March 14, 2022

Ur mom

A HOT ASS MF

Ur mom.

by Ur_mom_is_hot_omfg123 November 25, 2021

ur mom

the hottest person you'll ever meet on earth.

Jake: I did your mom so hard last night
Birth: Omg lucky I would totally do a three sum with my mom too!!

by cacalacabaka March 13, 2022

Half-Mom

Your Best Friends mom who is like a mom to you so she is your half-mom

Thank you Half-Mom! Your daughter, my best friend, will love it!

by Jade Craze June 2, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure

Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom

by Idk was taken January 20, 2022