Half Mom

your half mom is your half sibling (sibling that isn't from both sides but from either your mom or dad) mom

Im with my half mom and half brother

by ptaylor703 January 29, 2021

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mom poms

Mom poms are poms poms used by moms to cheer at their kids game from the stands.

Kristen was getting it with her mom poms at the basketball game.

by kemmville February 25, 2023

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Your mom

It is funny until they dont have a mom

“Your mom”
“Oh wait im sorry-“
(Cries cutely)

by Charlie D”melio/brown/spring October 12, 2022

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Your mom is not da bomb

The ultimate argument ending comeback on Roblox. Those hit by this will instantly explode.

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur mum gay lmao
p$ss4munch3r5000 : no u

xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : ur granny tranny
p$ss4munch3r5000 : well guess what
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : what
p$ss4munch3r5000 : your mom is not da bomb
xx_360n0sc0pe_xx : *combusts into giant flames and explodes*

by PlebGuy101 May 17, 2018

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Mom

A woman thst created you. But also a woman who created onother boys before and after you. A woman who adores the youngest brat that acts innocent around her. A woman that scolds you instead of your brother when you and your brother are in a fight. A woman that makes you do loads of hw while a brother is off skiing. A woman who was a middle child when she was younger but can't relate to you being the middle child for some goddamn reason.

You: "Stop yelling younger bro my ears are gonna fall off"
Younger brother: "SHUT UP"
Mom: "BE QUIET MIDDLE CHILD! I'M TRYING TO SOLVE THE PROBLEM HERE! YOUR YOUNGER BRO'S NOT EATING HIS FOOD SO I'M GONNA TRY FEEDING HIM! EVEN THOUGH HE'S ALREADY 10, BUT ACTS LIKE HE'S STILL 3!!"

by 1qazxsw23edcvgfr45tgbnhy67ujm, January 31, 2021

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