Got me fucked up

1. When someone has underestimated you, or your worth.

2. When someone tries to accuse you of doing or saying something you would never do or say.
3. When someone actually thinks you care, but in actuality you actually don't.
4.When someone thinks they have control over you, but you had control the entire time.

You got me fucked up when you texted me at 2a.m. talking some bullshit about why you are staying away from me, when in reality I'm staying away from you because you are immature and stupid.

by WhoA May 27, 2014

let me hold a dollar

a kindly way of robbing by telling them. from that show everybody hates chris.

yo Dick, let me hold a dollar. Thanks Dick.

by Flava Doug February 11, 2010

bitch set me up

Originally uttered by former DC mayor and current DC councilmember Marion Barry when caught by the FBI in a hotel room with crack and a prostitute in 1990. (He was still elected.) Now a catchphrase used occasionally by DC locals to express discontent with a situation, or to remind people that we had the original crack mayor - 20+ years before Toronto.

Marion Barry (1990): "Bitch set me up... shouldn't have come here... goddamn bitch."

DC local (now): "Red line is singletracking again? Kill! The bitch set me up..."

by rhadioheade June 30, 2014

Ping Spoof Me Daddy

BadBoyHalo wanting to "Ping Spoof" Skeppy.

Ping Spoof Me Daddy

by SkepBoy6d April 15, 2020

dude just trust me

A typically sarcastic response to someone who has made a bold claim, but has no proof to back it up.

*playing among us*

blue: red sus
orange: any proof?
blue: it’s red trust me
purple: source: dude just trust me

by Empress Jihyo October 21, 2020

Don't call me that in public.

The automatic response when somebody says "Jesus Christ!" in exasperation. It implies that the person thinks you are divine compared to their sorry ass. There is also an undercurrent of blatant self-promotion, in that it's fine for them to call you the Lord behind closed doors, but you don't want them embarrassing themselves in public. This usually pisses them off, but it stops them from whining.

It can also be used when someone yells, "Jesus!" "God" or some related phrase.

Does not necessarily need to be used in public.

Mary: "eh my God, it is soooo hot outside. Jesus Christ!"
You: "Don't call me that in public."
Mary: "What?"
You: "You heard me."
Mary: "What?"
You (patronizing): "Shhhh..."

by Lunaman January 29, 2007

there's nothing left for me in this world

An expression of hopelessness. Anyone who says this and means it may be contemplating suicide.

"The last of my family died yesterday, I have no friends and I just lost my job, there's nothing left for me in this world"

by KaiMeg September 14, 2013