ur mom likes me, and we made ur brother that one night you invited me over to watch a movie. we did it over you while you were sleeping. i came all over you. u thought u pissed urself when u woke up lmfao. i have such a big dick that urdad wants it to hahha.
by ballz_6934 January 4, 2022
Get the ur mommug. YOU:damnn ur mom is so hot dude
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh
friend: what the hell did you just say about my mom
You:chill its national ur mom day so you cant get mad at just because ur mom didnt come back last night cause she stayed over at my house
friend:ugh im so tired of your national days
You;heheheh
by urrrrrrrrrrr mommmmmm January 24, 2022
Get the ur mommug. 
Me: mum, can i have robux please
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask
mom: no
me:why mom?
mom: no robux for you, until you grow up and you can buy robux
me: mom = made of money
mom: your grounded for 1 year
me: that's what m.o.m. means
mom: your grounded for 20 years
me:i'm 20 years old
mom: don't care = don't ask
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
Get the mom = made of moneymug. A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.
Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive
Don’t be a wuss
Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive
Don’t be a wuss
EXAMPLE #1
Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?
EXAMPLE #2
dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”
Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?
EXAMPLE #2
dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”
by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020
Get the Ur mommug. When two moms pass each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. Usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.
I mom-pared little Jessica with Judy’s daughter, Amanda. Poor Amanda has her mother's deep creepy eyes.
by Kivelin January 9, 2018
Get the Mom-paremug. Your mom is a joke that everyone on earth says. Your mom is the stupidest but the best joke in existence
by anonymous October 31, 2021
Get the Your mommug.