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Mayonnaise, cheese, and ham

The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).

Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"

Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"

K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."

A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
by DudeWithWeirdWords July 10, 2021
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fortnite cheese

fortnite cheese is when you jump off a 51 story building and then do not die.
johnny: yo im gonna go fortnite cheese
dook head:i hate you
by dook master February 3, 2022
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Carlisle Cheese Grater

A sexual act of gathering several uncircumcised males with poor foreskin hygiene and doing a group cheese pull onto a woman’s face/mouth.
Yo dude me Tom, Mike, and Garrett pulled a Carlisle Cheese Grater on the town bop last night.
by Yertly Turtly August 14, 2025
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Cheese Crack

hey bro wanna do some crack
no man i got the good shit i got cheese crack
oh fuck yeah also i have 3 buttocks
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT February 10, 2022
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I like my cheese drippy bruh

Slang created by content creator/influencer/wrestler/dead body shower "Logan Paul"
I like lunchables cheese its so good bro

Nah man lunchlys is clearly better I like my cheese drippy bruh
by I like my cheese drippy bruh October 9, 2024
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I'm So Cheesed!

A slang term used by Drake in the song "Wah Gwan Delilah" meaning Pissed Off
Wah Gwan Delilah, no I'm late cause there's bare traffic. I just showed my dog your Gram'. He said he knows a man that slapped it, I'm So Cheesed! Your mademoiselle nights are geeked, I'm bent, low-key.
by Chicken Chips June 6, 2025
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Cheese Milk

How do you not know what this is?
Bruh, how do you not know what cheese milk is? Are you stupid or something?
by Jerald the Horse March 23, 2021
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