"Johnny's rearranging the room with a bunch of old clock parts he found in an alley. I think he might be a red tool, I am worried"
by zeahfd May 27, 2018
Get the Red Toolmug. by Jordan Temple September 12, 2020
Get the Big red cuntmug. by Red_Guy_Is_My_Pookie_87 April 20, 2024
Get the Red Guymug. This is when a man requests for another man to shove a sugar free Red Bull can in his ass for fun. He generally complains that the mans cock was too small and needed something more. In most situations he chooses not to tell his wife he does this but there are some exceptions.
Hey matty, you’re a scrawny little bitch who can’t fuck me right. Shove this sugar free Red Bull can up my ass and give me the red bulldozer like a man.
by Larry and Rex and Benny July 15, 2018
Get the the red bulldozermug. When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.
by NoneYoBiz789 September 19, 2022
Get the Red dragonmug. An extremely painful STD that will track you down no matter where you try and hide. Most common places to get it are Vietnam, Costa Rica, and of course Armenia. Please avoid this horrible disease at all costs, you do not want to catch the RED PEANUT!
Eric: Hey dude how was your trip to Bangkok
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
Jackson: Horrible, caught the red peanut my first day there . Felt like I was pissing razor blades out my dickhole for a whole week!
by Smokethatskinwagon October 10, 2016
Get the The Red Peanutmug. by All Gay Things March 8, 2019
Get the red caboosemug.