Mojito Butt Muddle

When you muddle mint in a female's butthole, except instead of a muddling tool, you use your dick.

Friend: aye man Tina's stank crevice was smelling minty fresh

Me: yeah I gave that Edgar Allen Hoe a mojito butt muddle

Friend: nice bro!

by DomAndAustin May 31, 2016

Two Butts in a Banana

Like 2 peas in a pod: So similar to be indistinguishable or nearly so.

OR

If you and a friend fell 5 seconds apart; the first hitting the skin of the banana and the second hitting the fruit.

"Hey Kerri, would you like..."
"Some tacos!"
"Yeah! Well aren't we just two butts in a banana"

by omally June 27, 2018

Butt-Hole Stuffy

When you have to take a really bad crap, but you can't.

Lin: Wanna go to the movies man?
Jeff: Umm, sure. Just let me go to the bathroom for a sec. I'm fucking Butt-Hole Stuffy. I've been trying to take a shit since earlier. I'll be right back *goes to bathroom*
Lin: O.e

by CubbyTheBear September 3, 2012

Alaskan Butt Piss

When you've been holding your shit for so long, you get explosive diarrhea. Which in turn makes your taint or balls cold as fuck from sitting so long

Alaskan Butt Piss can also be used to describe the amount of toilet paper used which in turn looks like a piss soaked igloo

Alaskan Butt Piss fucking sucks dude, i spent two hours on the gotdamn toilet and i swear my nuts turned into raisins

by specialagent0s0 May 22, 2021

Butt Fucking a Pussy

When she asks you to go inside her vagina and treat it like a butt hole.

Ashford: Hey man what do you know about Butt Fucking a Pussy…?

Braylon: I’ve only done it 14 times. You have to really throw your weight around and make sure to save up a behemoth load.

Ashford: Yeah okay that makes sense uncle Braylon. Let’s just hope I can throttle some flesh

Braylon: Good luck nephew. Make sure you break a sweat.

by Leland Bruce September 8, 2023

Texas Long Butt

When women wear tight jeans that press the fat in the bottom together and elongate up and down the butt.

Dang, that large girls pants are so tight she made some nice Texas Long Butt!

by DickCheneysDick September 2, 2017

poop butt ass

someone who ain't really for the streets.

When Ethan Hawke wouldn't smoke that Mexican brick, Denzel called him a "poop butt ass" under his breath when they were stopped in the middle of an intersection lmoao

by yeah buddy 2020 February 7, 2021