Shit Creek

A fictitious place you arrive at after some very bad luck, from which you can only return from with the use of a paddle

It was only after I lost all my rent money betting on a horse that I was up shit creek without a paddle

by Rob.i.n September 7, 2016

Zombie shit

A shit you're sure you flushed but somehow is still in the toilet later.

Mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU FLUSH?
Son: I did!
Mom: Go look!
Son: FUCKING ZOMBIE SHIT

by GLaDImStillAlive July 28, 2011

shit tag

Small ball of shit that hangs in the hairs around the ass.

The shit tags were swinging on old Fred's nasty ass.

by Becky Ballsock February 4, 2007

google that shit

When you don't know the answer to a question so you tell your bro to search google for it

Guy1: how long does a bee live?
Guy2: IDK google that shit

by yenko_man May 16, 2015

kicked in the shit

Anytime someone makes a jackass of themselves (by saying or doing something really stupid) and is caught red-handed and told off by either friends or coworkers = "kicked in the shit".

Person 1 = "i want to fuck a fat bitch tonight"

Person 2 = "why don't you fuck your sister, or ain't she fat enough?"

Person 3 to Person 1 = "oh snap, you just got kicked in the shit"

by Prometheeus October 6, 2006

shit grave

when you beat someone so bad they are sent to the shit grave. it smells real bad and doesn't taste good neither. shit lilies are known to grow only on shit graves.

I sent him to the shit grave.

by EIIIIIK a bong January 28, 2009

Shit Chills

The shiver that travels up your spine when you have to take a huge dump. It makes your shoulders jerk and your voice will most likely crack if you are speaking. The weird thing is no one ever seems to notice.

So I was wal-KI-ni-ng..." "Aha." "Just got the shit chills. Be right back.

by juicalicious April 28, 2011