poster kid

Teenagers/young adults who may have earlier identified themselves as punk, emo, scene, or a mixture of those based on the bands they listened to from 2003-2009 that grew Van’s Warped Tour 2005 to its ultimate success headlining My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Thrice, Motion City Soundtrack, Avenged Sevenfold, etc.

I was a total poster kid in high school

by inxthisxlove June 21, 2018

Apache Kid

A Apache Sargeant of the US Cavalry, started as a Scout.

Fucking apache kid.

by Apache Kid April 22, 2017

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020

Kids Tylenol Dump

The practice of parents giving their child Children's Tylenol before dropping them off at school, knowing the child is sick with a fever.

Wife: Oh great, our daughter is coming down with something and has a fever. I can't stay home with her because I have a spin class!
Husband: Well I have an important meeting at work so I can't stay home either.
Wife: Looks like we have to pull the old Kids Tylenol Dump!
Husband: Sux to be in elementary school today.

by anonymous January 12, 2021

YouTube Shorts Kid

A young person who enjoys consuming YouTube Shorts and YouTube Shorts ONLY. They are usually meme kids, who find anything funny, and are addicted to copy and paste comments, and the 💀 emoji.

Mike: Wassup Johnny trynna play some Minecraft?
Johnny: MINECRAFT? THATS SUS 💀 ALL MY FELLAS 🔥🗣🗣

Mike: What a YouTube Shorts Kid.

Another example

*YouTube Short Here*

Comments (378)
PEOPLE WHO DONT LIKE HIM
👇
Bro really said __ 💀
Bro is actually __ 💀
Bro actually is him 💀

by Avatarmint December 26, 2023

kid

kids are cool cause i am but really were kinda annoying

ima kid

by ima duck November 16, 2020

Sst kid

Someone who potentially went to the School Of Science and Technology in Beaverton, Oregon. They are obsessed with memes and aren't afraid to talk about anything sexual. Wear sweatpants constantly, and an oversized sweater. These kids put no effort into any of their classes but still do well in college. Most of these kids have no social lives, and if asked to be social, they look lost. They usually have no athletic ability whatsoever but they tend to be smart. They have too many dad jokes and make references to memes.

Person 1: You're such an sst kid!
Person 2: Um, why?
Person 1: You're full of memes and aren't afraid to talk about sex.

by The 2017 SST human November 18, 2019