Fart Sex

Aerodynamic encapsulation. In the moment the fart is released, it forms a perfect envelopment around the penetrating penis, finger, or object - creating a temporary frictionless no contact pleasurable exchange.

Last night me and my girl were eating bean burritos and she totally blasted a hot tornado around my dick. Holy shit, I love fart sex!

by Smitty's Fart Box May 19, 2025

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Bartle Farting

Four eagles plus seven lizards wearing sunglasses equals Whoopi Goldberg bartle farts.

I had my bitch bartle farting after I spat in her boonhole.

by KingjackMehoff April 1, 2017

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Sexy chad

Damn sage, you’re a fart.

by Clarence the pussy slayer November 5, 2021

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zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

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