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Full of shit

Someone who didn't go through enough physical punishment as a kid to really know how to make anybody's life a living hell or tormented life.
Lindsay was full of shit and waited for somebody else's thoughts and ideas, so that she could either use them on someone else, or turn them into money via mainstream media, or both.
by Solid Mantis October 2, 2019
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Shit Camper

Someone who silently waits in a bathroom stall until everyone else is gone before they will do or finish their shit business.
I was in the stall reading the paper for a long time, when I suddenly heard someone in the next stall cough. I thought "who knows how long that little shit camper has been waiting for me to leave".

I almost decided to have a shit camp-off just to see who caved in first.
by Manther___ October 13, 2011
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Biel Shit

A movie or show supported by a bad acting, pretty girl as in Jessica Biel
I just finished watching the movie Next and it was total Biel Shit

Chuck and Larry is def Biel Shit

If you know your movie is crappy throw in some Biel Shit
by WeezyGirl March 13, 2011
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Shit Start

When your home alone and you have to take a shit. As you are going to the bathroom, you notice the shit is already coming out so you pull down your pants and/or underwear, and just make it to the toilet on time
I wanted to see the end of the football game, but I had to shit, so I held it in until the end of the game, and got a shit start, just making it to the toilet.
by TsaebBers November 8, 2009
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Fucked shit

Something that is beyond the normal levels of fuckery and has evolved into fucked shit.
Person1: hey I'm a good person but I'd dropkick a pregnant girl in the stomach for $4

Person2: My guy... That's some fucked shit
by LordHeadasa August 26, 2019
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Shit Stain

Someone who aggrevates others, and causes trouble just to make them mad; mischevious; trouble making.
Shit Stain runs up to a girl and grabs her boob.
Girl: SHIT STAIN!
by XxSh1tStA1nxX September 30, 2012
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Business Shit

The act of dressing up in a suit especially to take a shit and the feeling of triumph and superiority over your blue collar counterparts in doing so.

There are two requirements that need meeting for your shit to be classed as a business shit: the first is that you must not be wearing a suit to begin with; at the first sign of urgency you should rush to the wardrobe and suit up. And the second is that the suit must consist of a jacket, trousers, smart shoes and a shirt and tie.

Points are awarded on urgency, details of the outfit (suspenders, cravate, tophat, bluetooth, briefcase, umbrella etc) and extracurricular activites (conference calling, checking the FTSE, smoking a cigar, reading the financial times etc)
I was having the greatest business shit today I could have stayed in there all afternoon but time is money so I was outa there in a timely fashion
by skeebe03 October 21, 2011
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