Mauga Syndrome

When a person ( Especially male) refuses to accept that his partner is fraught of red flags.
When confronted by his friends they keep repeating the phrase "She ain't like other girls".
This word has it India, and is predominantly used to deride men who are "blindly in love".

I had warned him about his girlfriend, the very day i met her, but he didn't listen to me as he was suffering from Mauga Syndrome.

by Khandu June 12, 2023

Yelsha Syndrome

Symptoms typically involve lack of hand-eye coordination, a severely itchy nose, random loss of motor skills causing general speech to be difficult and generally spazziness. Infected individuals are often categorized as "awkward". Predominantly affects young females, but it is highly contagious and it is known to spread to males who have been in the same room as an infected female.

Example 1: She inhaled and she started choking, she must have the Yelsha Syndrome.
Example 2: It was only a matter of time before he contracted it, he's her best friend.

by Crazedcupcake March 13, 2013

Dayan Syndrome

A person (usually Iraqi) who has excessive obsession for themselves. They usually have fucked up teeth and are professionally skilled in catfishing. People who have this syndrome usually walk around thinking they are better than everyone else and they usually get played by Yemeni or Lebanese men.

Friend: “You are so good at everything what can’t you do”
Me: “Stop boosting my ego before I catch Dayan Syndrome”

by XXXCUMINMYASS March 20, 2023

nano syndrome

Nano Syndrome is when you had a cool experience with a girl and you thought she was pretty and you liked her but you did nothing to show her how you felt. Now you’re reliving the moments over and over in your head wishing you’d done something when you had the chance. Now you’re stuck with a void in you’re heart not knowing what it could have been.

C’mon man get over you’re Nano Syndrome there’s plenty of fish in the ocean.

by TotallyNotTeroDank June 21, 2019

sharky's syndrome

When you say you are only going to be 10 minutes when you actually mean you are going to the shops and cooking tea.

Damnit, Lakey has got Sharky's Syndrome for the third time this week

by NaethanC76 May 16, 2019

Bueller Syndrome

named after the fictional character Ferris Bueller from the movie 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'. Bueller Syndrome is the code phrase for someone who has called in sick to school or work so they can enjoy a day off. Bueller Syndrome typically afflicts those who feel their jobs are permenantly or temporarily boring or dissatisfying and coincides with sunny, warm days.

John: You weren't here yesterday. Were you sick?

Alan: Kinda...I had Bueller Syndrome.

by johnneboy May 13, 2010

Duffers' Syndrome

A slang term for the very serious medical condition duphershypertrophy whereby the sufferer acquires over time excessive fatty tissues to the nasal region, giving the patient the not unpleasant features of a gnomish looking fellow; rosy cheeks from the strain of holding one's nose up all day, at times somewhat gormless facial expressions (which can be attributed to the drag-factor but more often can lead an innocent bystander unaware of the condition to conclude that the sufferer is possibly some sort of simpleton) and of course the ever-expanding, bulbous nose which grows and grows like in that fable about the enormous turnip...

Prognosis: Not good; rhinoplasty recommended.

What are you doing resting your nose on that snooker cue? Have you got Duffers' Syndrome or something?

by Mouldy123 April 3, 2011