Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's

Lord Waffle is lit and cool.

by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018

Lord Eg

A very cool Eg who runs the cult - EGS UNITED. , he is very powerful and has a difficult time dying. his limbs were cut off in the FIRST GREAT EG WAR but he uses training with Strong Eg as a coverup.

Lord Eg is so cool!! Where do i get robotic limbs like his???

by Lord Eg March 26, 2021

Simp Lord

A Simp Lord is the highest form of Simp, being the kind of person who will do outrageously stupid things to win over a girl who is astronomically out of his/her league.

Man 1: Dude, I just volunteered to be the target at a weapons testing lab, It pays really well and I will finally make enough money to impress insert name!
Man 2 (The Chad): My god, it's a Simp Lord

by TheWackyboyGazette September 2, 2020

Lord Forza

Lord Forza is someone who has spent countless hours perfecting Forza, wether it be Motorsports or Horizon. Lord Forza must live up to the hype of being the best of the best; have the highest level, best cars, most credits, best wheel spins, bought tunes, and fastest goliath time against his mediocre friends who crash into the same trees in every race.

Xbox user GarretSk8Lisa69: Suh dude, that was a good race!

Xbox user DorseyDave: I am Lord Forza

by lisa6969 November 29, 2018

Lord dortis

Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42

Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.

by OGlover21 November 22, 2019

Lord Voldemort

Lord Voldemort is a Half-blood wizard. He has other names, such as, You-Know-Who, He who must not be named and The Dark Lord, something only his gang, The Death Eaters, call him. He is the son of Pure-blood witch Merope Gaunt and Muggle Tom Riddle Senior.
As a result of having seven horcruxes, Voldemort has red eyes, pale white skin and no nose.

Lord Voldemort looked nicer as a kid.

by MelonBed April 12, 2019

queef lord

''Queef lord'' is when one can queef more and louder then the last ''queef lord.''

*fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise**fart noise*

Guy: WOW I CAN'T BELIVE IT
Girl: WHAT IS IT?!
Guy: I JUST HAD SEX WITH THE NEW QUEEF LORD! *starts to suck her toes to show respect*

by ONANERING February 6, 2019