Viper Story

When someone is telling a story and exaggerates things to epic proportions in order to look cool

Bill: How was your date last night?
Johnny: Was good. Went back to her place after for a little netflix and chill. She got a call and when she got off, she jumped on me and starting kissing me while we were watching BraveHeart. She said "I want your Big Sword to save me William Wallace!". About 5 minutes later 2 other chicks opened the door and started yelling FREEEEDOM as we all went to the bedroom. 4-way all night long baby - was unreallll.
Bill: Bitch plz, you be telling a Viper Story. You didn't tap anything, your anaconda got nada.

by Thatguyyoureallyhate May 3, 2016

A Jordan Story

A "Jordan Story" is a story that has no purpose or real ending but instead fizzles out with a long build-up, only to never reach a true climax, or to have a climax that lacks any real significance. These stories are typically followed by Jordan Frasca giggling about the story to herself, making them actually funny.

Um...okay? what was the point of that? that was just A Jordan Story.

by bsmithers April 13, 2019

Abi Story

One of the nicest girls you will meet, probably rolling a fag or smoking a joint. All in all, you will never regret meeting an Abi Story in your life, ever!

Is that Abi Story?
*Communicating through clouds of smoke* Yes bitch

by hotsexymilf69 June 26, 2021

Story Reference

A joke about a story made by someone, usually referring to something that happend within the story

Woah is that a story reference

by MegaLeDemon June 11, 2021

Grape Story

The telling of a long detailed personal story that has no relevance toward the current conversation, often said after someone tells a story about an event that happened on the weekend.

Tells irrelevant Story not related to Topic if conversation
Everyone in Group conversation
That was a grape story

by NoFootWheelie December 8, 2019

Story Basket

The place where pointless stories go. If some tells you a boring, pointless story, put your arms in a circle and tell them to put the story in the story basket, a.k.a. the trash.

Friend: One time I went to the store and bought a coke.
You: And...
Friend: That was it...
You: Put it in the story basket. smh

by itisme543 December 29, 2011

shop story

A shop story is a good story involving retail thriftiness. It usually involves saving vast amounts of unexpected money on a major purchase or purchases. It can involve a really good sale or it can involve a deal no one else can match.

I went to the store yesteday and purchased a $120 chair for fifty bucks. The details are a good shop story.

by kat51 May 12, 2009