Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

Sandwich Surgery

The operation performed when something you do not want ends up on your sandwich. Usually accomplished by carefully peeling or wiping the unwanted ingredient off the bread.

They put mayo and tomatoes on my turkey sandwich. Looks like I'm gonna have to perform Sandwich Surgery.

by XDNFX July 16, 2009

Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli May 24, 2016

Cumernut Sandwich

A secert Arby's menu item

I ordered a Cumernut Sandwich

by Le we'we' July 22, 2021

sandwich posting

The act of which a user, in a format such as discord, posts something, then you, wanting to post something as well, do so, only for that person to post something similar (Slightly edited, or the same thing), basically throwing a fit because they're not getting attention

Jim:Ooh this drawing I spent HOURS on is done, I'm gonna post it!

KYLE:Ooh no! Someone posted after I posted MINE?! IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN
Jim:What the fuck dude, why are you sandwich posting me?

by WINKING AGRESSIVLY December 30, 2019

alaskan sandwich

When two girls chew up ice and blow a guys junk at the same time.

Sandy and Mandy gave me an Alaskan Sandwich last night which is good because they're both on gluten free diets.

by D1CKBIZKIT361 December 20, 2014

struggleberry sandwich

N: To describe a sandwich in which is made as cheaply as possible to save money. Originally coined after trying to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, only to find out there was no peanut butter in the house, and no money in the account to buy it. So it became a strawberry jam with two slices of white bread. Thus the first struggleberry sandwich was made.

Man, I really want to go out to eat but I guess I am eatting a struggleberry sandwich tonight

by Chin180sx June 11, 2018