Princess Peach

A useless piece of shit that can't even protect herself. You would think after several decades of getting kidnapped, she would be learning self defense like karate or shit. But no, she trusts her weak as shit, guards called toad. And also everyone wants to fuck her.

Mario : Princess peach?
Princess Peach : Yes, Mario?
Mario : Don't you think that- a you should-a learn self defense or something because one day I may retire.
Princess Peach : No, I won't Mario because I always depend on others despite it failing for the past 35 years.
Mario : You know Peach, you're pretty stupid

by Big Disappointment May 6, 2020

princess peach

a princess peach is a very juicy and tight vagina. when excited, she squirts out a clear liquid that tastes like a peach. she loves to be rubbed and licked. beware of unexpected queef attacks.

Check out that chick! i wish i could put my tongue inside her princess peach!

by queefycakes July 10, 2009

peach tree

fuck a girl in the ass and hit her in the head with peaches.

an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.

by njit April 18, 2004

peaches emoji

When a man likes a girls ass and wants to tell her over text

Nice peaches emoji

by Theoofman223482 January 10, 2019

cool as peaches

A way for homosexuals to say something is cool. 1st used on some gay show on MTV

wow mom, ur cool as peaches

by Jason Ginsberg May 3, 2006

peaches and cream

sex and crack. having sex with a fine woman (Georgia Peach) and indulging in crack cocaine; also known as ice cream. Note that the 112 song also includes a sound effect that simulates the sizzle of crack cocaine.

Also known as kickin' it.

I need it cause you know that I'm a fiend
Gettin' freaky in my Bentley limousine
It's even better with ice cream
Know what I mean, peaches and cream

by baldhead August 30, 2006

peach slap

an edited version of b**** slap

why are they crying over there like that; emotional distress?
no; it was a peach slap

by chrisnxr1 April 15, 2005