Fake Chowed

Fake Chowed - When acting like you are eating a girl out; Using only your fingers, with your head cocked to the side one the girls thigh (so you have the ability to breath), while making a cartoon sound with your tounge flickering it up and down in your mouth.= untill you make the bitch cummm.

I fake chowed the DJ's mom last night!

by TOPHER816 June 22, 2011

Fake News

1) False or otherwise extremely exaggerated news stories used to generate money from ad revenue by using clickbait titles or used to sell tabloids in the grocery check-out line.

2) A term for a news article that doesn't validate one's political opinion.

1) She threw him out! The latest on Jen and Brad's split.

2) Shut your fucking mouth you liberal snowflake with your "fake news" from the BBC telling me that global warming is increasing at a rapid rate. I read on Breitbart that it was all a Chinese hoax.

by Vantius December 21, 2016

fake streaks

fake streaks is when girls only send their “streaks” to one or a few people, not actually all of their streaks

did you see baileys streaks

no

oh must have been fake streaks

by juulian February 14, 2019

Fake-ance

A person to whom your were once engaged to, broke up with or called off engagement, and then you get back together without him asking for your hand in marriage again.

Girl, I don’t want to here about your fake-ance and those wack wedding plans.

by drsforreal October 1, 2018

fake dyke

A girl who isn't actually a lesbian and only wants attention

See that youngone? yeah she's a fake dyke

by Fakedykefromloreto October 9, 2016

Fake Bitch

My friend Timothy is a fake bitch

Timothy is a fake bitch

by peebisboy August 27, 2019

Fake Porn

When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©

BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.

by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019