Nipple Fish

(Pygocentrus Nippleri) The Pink Bellied Piranha, a.k.a. the Nipple Fish, is native to the Amazon River and remote regions of the southern tip of the continent of South America as well as Southern Central America.

The Nipple Fish is known as the nipple fish for two reasons, namely for attacking and latching onto the nipples of nearby mammals that enter the water and for the pink "nipple-esque" color of their underbellies.

"Those Nipple Fish are some nasty little fuckers. They'll latch on and wont let go unless you kill them."

"Tom was drowned by a group of Nipple Fish. Be careful, if you see a piranha, you better hope its a red bellied piranha. They'll just kill you.
Pink bellies- now they'll take you down slow. Starting with the nipples."

by phileeope January 1, 2014

Fish Drown

The art of attempting to prove your friend wrong, when you know that he/she is right.

I really like when you Fish Drown me. I get a sick pleasure from it.

by HrdlyWrngGuy420 April 13, 2011

Fish Jibber

The act of getting a hand job without any pressure applied to it. Much like a "dead fish" handshake.

Max: "Dude, Stevie gave me a fish jibber tonight. It was terrible."

by Jammmer McSlammer June 8, 2013

Mouse Fishing

While working or playing on your desktop, you accidentally drop your mouse that's attached to your PC onto the floor & your to lazy to bend down and pick up, so you grab the wire attached to the mouse and pull it back up to you. tada!

While Gaming On My PC, I Had to Go Mouse Fishing During The Middle Of An Epic Boss Fight. smh

by Mr.Dinoman April 23, 2018

Fungo Fish

FUNGO FISH

P1: Fungo Fish
P2: Fungo Fish
P3: What
P1 and P2: Fungo Fish

by Fungo Fish April 17, 2022

Absolutely The Fish

Absolutely the fish is a term used to refer to something ridiculous or preposterous.

Guy 1: Hey look at that guy with the banana hat!

Guy 2: That's Absolutely The Fish.

by Blagardson October 10, 2009

Fishing with Randy

To be fired from your job.
Usually comes without any kind of warning. The result of leaving early every day and not completing tasks. Allows the fired employee to spend more time fishing (in many cases - w/ Randy).

"I screwed up big this time dude. When my boss finds out, I'll be fishing with Randy by next week."

by Bonkers! December 24, 2008