Dick

A Logan paul

An dick is a douche

by Fatcatsaregroopeys November 9, 2018

Dick

1. Something you do not have.
2. Nonexistent.
3. Appears not to be there.

You: Wanna see my dick?
Girl: it doesn't exist.

by Hailioli October 8, 2017

Dick

Something some people claim to have that's big, but in reality, even some women have more balls than them.

If you claim to have a big dick, you are a big dick yourself.

Retarded guy: My dick is so long, it goes from A-Z!
Woman: Do you have a querty keyboard?
Retarded guy: Why ask?
Woman: Look at it.

by PI55 September 20, 2018

Dick

The Male "thing" (that girls like to swallow)

"My dick is 6 ft long my girl couldn't even fit it up her ass."

by Guari boi November 13, 2018

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Dick

a large thing people put in their mouths.

joe : bro can I have a dick?
bob: sorry man we just sold out.
(slurp)

by savage rad February 12, 2019

Dick

Dick is a body part that the ladies like unless it's big, not small. Dick can also be a name, short for Richard. A Dick is a cocky person you won't like.

I have a friend named Dick, he is such a dick but has a big dick

by Me.FanFox August 15, 2015