Cunt

Best mate

Ur a “Cunt” ain’t ya

by Lad Bitch April 11, 2018

Cunt

A unpleasant person who thinks the world revolves around them. Always thinks they are a victim.

Nell is a shameless cunt

by Thebadguy August 20, 2013

Cunt

Cant understand normal thinking.

You cunt.

by Dpology101 October 10, 2017

Cunt

Possibly the most beautiful word in the English language. Can be used as a compliment or insult.
1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.

1. Come here you beautiful cunt!
2. You bloody cunt.

by Hutchy505 September 12, 2017

cunt

if means "friend" if you live in Australia

“oi cunt if we’re going on a maccas run d’ya think we could stop to pick up some durries from the servo and then some grog from the bottle-o so we can get fucken maggot or nuh?”

by Peroxium November 23, 2015

Cunt

American moderators full of knowledge, or is that shite.

Gobshite: I am god here, fear my internet words.

Barry: Yikes!!!!

Gobshite: Listen to me, I are right, you are wrong!! Behold!!!

Barry: Crikey, best not argue with him. Lorks!!!

Gobshite: Too right. How do you think where I got where I am today... dude!

Barry: By being an internet gobshite or cunt?

Gobshite: Uh huh!

by Iamdehulkrawr May 18, 2011

Cunt

A sterling Anglo- Saxon word representing but not actually denoting the female genitalia or pudenda. Rather, it pertains to a certain human being, male or female, of your acquaintance, for whom, by their regular and peculiar transgressions against your own perceived notions of humanity and decency, leads one to refer to them as a 'Cunt'. That being said, every birthday, I am assailed with the familiar refrain 'Happy Birthday, you terrible cunt', as of course I am exempt from the above definition, which simply refers to 'Cunt', cf Jeremy Clarkson if you're British, or American, Colonel Tom Parker (if you're an Elvis fan). I am, it seems, just a cunt, not like a real fucking copper bottomed, ocean going cunt of the first order like Clarkson. AA Gill is also a simple 'Cunt' but not a benighted cunt, as he's mates with Joan Collins but I took issue with him slighting the Welsh , cf 'Little Trolls'. However, he used to be an alkie and dyslexic to boot (forgiveness there, I'm not Californian -raisin diet, raisin sized brain and all that), so on balance, people, he is a mere 'Cunt', as am I, except on those special occasions when annually,it seems I am elevated to being a terrible cunt and receive a terrible, semi jocular birthday card, that has without a shadow of a doubt been written by some cunt somewhere, probably in China, or New York, which is a place so full of cunts that they don't know what one is anymore.

Cunt is perhaps the finest Anglo-Saxon expletive known to man, or woman.

by oharthur February 16, 2015