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Carsonphobia 

A fear of the dude Carson
Carson: *punches his way through a bathroom stall just to see someone’s pp*
Person in stall: *obtains Carsonphobia
Carsonphobia by Sudongese October 26, 2019
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Super sheltered boy. Likes straw hats. Does NOT know how to rap. Contagiously Christian
Carson: what’s a tampon
Girl 1: *laughs*
Girl 2: *also laughs*
Carson: *confused noise*
Carson by Illfinishthatforya October 26, 2019

Carson Clark 

He is cute, charming hot amd sometimes can be mean but he will change later on he always is loyal and honest. He is also respectful amd kind amd all the girls love him and he is really funny. You need to become his friend before you can't or become his lover soon or you won't get another chance at him.
You: I see carson clark he is so hot.
Best Friend: ikr and he is funny.
You: He just is perfect.
A guy who owns 3 of the same sweatshirts and lets a foreigner cut his hair; a dumb ass bitch
Carson eats a jumbo burrito and 3 tacos, breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
Carson by Heyhoehey69 November 4, 2019
is very handsome and is very kind and nice and will never let you down he will never cheat and is always athletic and loves to hold you close and when something bad happens he will warm your heart and make you feel better and will buy what you need or want but has little money but he still knows how to give love.
hey is that carson (yeah)he is really handsome(i know)But doesn't he have a girlfriend(yeah but i bet he treats her well).
carson by chest looter November 19, 2019
A massive idiot, self centered, and the worst friend/boyfriend of all time.
Dude, dont be a Carson.
Carson by actual fucking idiot November 28, 2019