triple cow

It is basically the same as "have a cow" but much more cow involved. Instead of saying, "Wow....he was so freaked out! He had a cow!" You'd say, "Wow! He was so freaked out! He had a triple cow!"

Still having a cow...but triple that meaning...triple the angst.

This was a common phrase used in the early 80's.

Jared had a triple cow when he gained five pounds and thought his Subway sponsorship was going to be yanked.

by Noelle Buscher April 29, 2008

cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

cow squirt

Milk.

Shazza, can you pick up a carton of cow squirt on your way home from work?

by Captain Roundhead March 4, 2014

cow tiddy

The underbelly of a female cow that shoots out milk like little guns.

Syn. Utter (sg.)

"I collected milk from that cow tiddy."

by Cow_esperts May 3, 2016

cow gills

When someone of mass size is unable to breathe through their mouth due to excessive fat hanging (triple necks), so their body struggles to survive by allowing certain stretch marks to form into gills to absorb and intake oxygen

Tasha, stfu!!!! I can hear you wheezing through your cow gills all the way over here, you fat lard.

by PettyIsAsPettyDoes January 12, 2017

Cow jumper

Someone who likes to throw bricks at cows on Sunday after church, under a bridge with your dad

Billy are you a cow jumper? Billy: yes *grabs bricks*

by McHoser April 5, 2019

Thick-cow

That person is a thick-cow: a completely normal person

I am a thick-cow

by That cow is chunky221 February 3, 2021