pull a tommy

when a white guy or really annoying dude makes a wierd yet awkward comment or does something extremely wierd. 0.0

You just had to pull a tommy!!!!!!

by Givemesome69 November 21, 2010

tommy football

Tommy football is a white boy located in the city of King City, Ca. He is the starting quarterback which in this case is the whole team because he scores all the points! He is Jewish boy with a dad that is in the club Ku Klux Klam. Of course as the starting qb, he has to have a lover in which this case is Brazil. He loves playing the sport of football because he is a G.O.A.T. He's been offered a full ride the one and only Hartnell State University, Division 1, who's Alabama? Everyone likes him because of his main role in The Boy in the Striped Pijamas, except for the Nazis, they HATE him. He should be black but isn't so it's a big deal because he's actually good.... A white boy good at sports in King City, that's huge.

The team we are playing today is Tommy football.

by Only Lord Knows May 16, 2016

Tommy Toppit

Someone who has already done all the things that you are going to do but has done them that little bit better. They have been on your holiday already but got a free room upgrade, got a TV like you have ordered but 6 inches bigger, have already seen the film you are going to see later but sat in the VIP section of the cinema and other such groan inducing comments.

"Hey. I just ordered a new sound system for my lounge. Its 100 watts of music power!"
"They are a good addition to your home. I have a 200 watt system installed myself..."
"Fuck off Tommy Toppit"

by TrickyTrevMcTrick May 21, 2016

Tommy innit

Very unfunny twitch streamer who is associated with the “dsmp” who is know to make rude and insensitive jokes.

“ omg is that Tommy innit? I heard he makes really unfunny jokes.”

by Colastone69 August 30, 2021

tommy slap

Slapping a hoe with balls swollen twice their normal size

His swollen balls allowed the pimp to tommy slap the girls blowing his slong

by Tommy d December 3, 2013

Hot Tommy

A delicious hot beverage similar in composition to both a hot toddy and a dark and stormy
The beverage is made by combining the following ingredients:

1 cup boiling ginger tea
1.5 ounces dark rum
2 to 3 teaspoons brown sugar , to taste
2 to 3 teaspoons lime juice, to taste
1 lime twist

A Hot Tommy is a delicious way to end your day.

by Radagast_the_Brown May 8, 2019

Bald Tommy

I just want a mug for my teacher Tommy, he is bald.

Hey Tommy, here's a mug for yo. Bald Tommy

by XxPG3DgudxX February 11, 2021