Muff trapped

When a female partner who started shaving at the start of the relationship no longer keeps her lady garden maintained.

When I first got with Ella she was smooth as anything now she doesn't bother. I am muff trapped.

by ChunkyCrown July 21, 2020

Light-trapping

A slow driver in front of you who manages to crawl through a yellow light right when it's about to turn red (and even worse, at a railroad crossing), leaving you and the enraged drivers behind you in a huge traffic jam.

I would've made it back home sooner if it wasn't for that slow bastard who kept light-trapping me at nearly every other block.

by Dr. Claw July 29, 2009

Trap Jesus

Is a man who deals in the trap life, but hold to higher morals and standards.

Trap Jesus said he ain't smoking dope with anyone under 23, because they need to get out the traphouse and go to college.

by †π∆₱ J౿§u$ April 17, 2017

Death Trap

A woman who says she want's a casual relationship but then gets pregnant and won't abort it

You are a death trap! (man says to woman)

by realtalk25 June 23, 2020

Woke Trap

When someone that is woke tries to trick someone else into thinking they are racist, sexist, etc.

Amy tried to catch me in a woke trap when she asked what type of flowers a man would like for Valentine's day.

by Soccermomlover425 February 21, 2020

trap friend

person who is only friends of you because you have drugs. Only talks to you about drugs (this is overlooked) or only hangs out with you when you have drugs. Don’t get this confused with fein, feins don’t have people to supply them, trap friends do. Although the terms can be synonymous

Most common in high schools and colleges where students don’t have the job to fund their addiction, so they rely on others.

Damnit, Collin invited me over to his place, he knows I have weed and he doesn’t, what a trap friend

by Spice Latte February 8, 2020

Handy Trapped

When you hook up with a smokin’ hot chick but you get home and find out she’s offer more than a lady and packing some serious heat (trap) But rather than bolting like a transphobic with a raging hard on sure to garner the blue balls, you settle for a vigorous old fashioned from her before grabbing an Uber and forgetting the whole thing ever happened.

I closed the bar down last night. Took home a smokin babe that was alone all night. But wound up handy trapped.

by Dick Onchin November 23, 2020