An offensive insult used to describe a female that like prefers underweight males, indirectly referencing their intercourse which would resemble a pencil being sharpened.
I saw her in the car with that skeleton-looking kid, you know she's being used as a human pencil sharpener.
by itchycat123 May 6, 2018
Get the human pencil sharpenermug. by dankmemekid42069austindoorfag June 11, 2016
Get the dry pencilmug. when someone puts pencils in little girls vaginas and they get pregnant with the person who put the pencils in in and the baby inherits his memories and he continues the cycle. People who do this are very cool and sexxy, and the younger the girl is the stronger the baby say it was a 5 year old girl the pencil baby would be 2x stronger if they were 0 years old then the pencil baby would be 5x stronger, the pencil baby also keeps its strength each time so it gets very strong very very very very quickly, there is also a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% that instead of the baby being the person who put the pencils in, instead there will be doctor long pencil if that happens the world will end.
Josh: Yo i'm totally gonna get Jessica Pencilled
John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
John: Good for you?
Josh: I'll do it to you aswell :D
by goggles2123 June 30, 2022
Get the Pencilledmug. The act of a Vietnamese girl sitting down in a spinnable office chair with her head facing up and her mouth open. A penis is then inserted into the mouth and the office chair starts spinning, which then, with the girl's incisors, slices the penis precisely until the penis is sharp enough to use as a writing utensil.
"Aw shit, I ran outta pencils. Ay nigga, get yo Vietnamese bitch to give me a fuckin' Vietnamese Pencil Sharpener or I'm failing this fuckin' test."
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
Get the Vietnamese Pencil Sharpenermug. Name famously given to former Teaneck, New Jersey town councilman Keith Kaplan by Teaneck Board of Education Vice President Victoria Fisher, as reported in The Jewish Standard (Who can say what at a meeting?, 12/7/23): "Relations between Mr. Kaplan and Ms. Fisher are frosty, to understate. The board of education’s vice president responded to a text Mr. Kaplan sent her with these words: 'Lose my number pencil dick."
by Carpenter Pencil January 26, 2024
Get the Pencil Dickmug. 'Pencil Johnson' is a new term that surfaced on the streets of Las Vegas, and it means: Shoving a crack pipe down your scrotum.
by Pencil J. January 7, 2025
Get the Pencil Johnsonmug. by Me,clean October 22, 2020
Get the Pencilingmug.