Soggy Hood

when you're in a lecture sitting behind someone wearing a hood, and you jizz in their hood and wait patiently for it to start raining

I just gave Johnny the ol' soggy hood

by Harrjjudd96 October 10, 2015

Soggy Sally

The act of ones mistress's inserting their tounge inside a man's ear.

Yeah I was having a nice night in with the Mrs when she suddenly gave me a soggy Sally

by Tasha's ear biscuits November 29, 2019

Soggy Oreo

Similar to a Soggy Biscuit, but using an Oreo.
A group of males circle jerk around half of an Oreo with no filling, and the last person to finish puts the top on and eats it.

"my birthday cake was left in the fridge and the Oreos on it went soggy."
'dude that's gross what the fuck? Who would put a Soggy Oreo on a birthday cake?!'

by Banana_loaf January 11, 2020

Soggy Pouch

A well-used female genitalia that is sopping wet.

My mate fucked that dirty bitch who looks like a smack-head and wanders around town on Market Day. He said she had a proper Soggy Pouch and it was like poking his bell-end into mushy banana.

by Grifty May 20, 2011

Soggy Legs

Something to annoy random people with

"hey do you want some #Soggy Legs," "no," "are you sure," "shut up,"

by The Create Soggy Legs June 11, 2018

soggy

Upon witnessing something utterly repulsive, a male may find that his penis is in a state similar to what one would imagine a "reverse-boner" to be like. This condition is not desirable and grown men have even been known to burst into tears when they realize the uselessness of their penis in this state.

My friends tied me down, taped my eyes open, and made me watch "Two Girls, One Cup"; it was so disgusting my dick got soggy and was reduced to the size of only a few millimetres, causing me to cry helplessly for six hours.

by adsfasidufj April 14, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

When a black women with a afro gets her hair wet and blotches a mans penis.

Dude, this girl gave me the best soggy biscuit.

by Eric Ripert January 19, 2013