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Zoop Scooping 

Zoop scooping is the art of a group of men ejaculating onto a hard surface and leaving it to dry. Once dry, rat poison is inserted into the pee hole in preparation for moisturizing the semen. Once pissed on, the men will scoop up the rat poison covered piss semen with their toes. All the men then suck each others toes with intent of consuming the piss poisoned semen. Zoop scooping can me used as a method of self-harm or suicide.
Oh man what an awful week… you guys wanna go zoop scooping tonight?
Zoop Scooping by Goonmonkeyheheheh October 17, 2024
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kyoto snooping 

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain
me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping
kyoto snooping by dumasshoe February 22, 2025
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Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
Curry scooping by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

Curry scooping

The act of picking up feces with a bare ungloved hand.
Hey man you got a bag? My dog just dropped a couple logs.

If you don't have one I'm stuck curry scooping it.
Curry scooping by Darkmeat June 8, 2025

scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious 

The term "scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious" is the scientific term given to those who are diagnosed with severe late stage slay.

Symptoms include being gay, being feral, slaying in general and contagious yassification. The condition often spreads around local communities such as the marginalised group called "Omelette du Fromage" from which studies show that the condition had infected all inhabitants within only a month. In the worst cases, the condition can settle in its host within a minute. There are no cures nor ways to confine the condition. Scientists say run while you still can.
"I'm sorry, sir, but you've been diagnosed with the rare case of 4th stage scootilius spootifilious stoopidificaitious slupificatilidious. I'm afraid we will have to execute you and bury each body part in a different country. Your will is overruled."