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Athens, Ohio

Crackhead "city" in Southern Ohio.
Shitty weather, tornados, malnutritioned crackheads, drugs, shitty poverty stricken areas, we've got it all!
Come down to here and get flung to a random cornfield in Ohio by a tornado so you can get the fuck out of here and be in a better place than this shithole!
"God damnit, I need crack!"
"Bro, if you need some crack, head to Athens, Ohio! The crackheads will help you!"
"Wow, thanks bro!"
by isntdylanvibing August 24, 2023
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Prospect, ohio

Hometown Amazing little village where neighbors look out for each other and if you ever loss a pig you can check on the local petfinder site or post office flyers to get them back. Also it's not abnormal for the locals to drive their mowers through town to the local gas station to fill up or to see them ride a horse though town. Location to 2 of the best pizza places around.
by Village girl December 21, 2016
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Rockford Ohio

A Small Town or Village in Mercer County, Parkway Local Schools is located here, where at least 3/4 of the High School has said the N-Word. The Football Team usually gets about 98% of the school's funding despite losing mostly all their games from 1973-1974. They even had a whole season where they lost every single game.

P.S.A- Never ever say the N-Word if you are white. The N-Word should never be said unless you are black because its their word and not yours.
Dang your from Rockford Ohio, Has your school won a football game at state yet.
by parkwaybeast October 20, 2022
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Lakewood, Ohio

Lakewood, about seven miles west of Cleveland (a city that may appear beautiful but is really ghetto and ugly and cold in winter and hot as fuck in summer), is a rather large, and very shitty, city. It is located on Lake Erie but has no beaches availabe to the public. There is nothing to do, and there are many areas in Lakewood where you would not feel comfortable walking at any time. Perverted men scream at you from their car window and you may be forced to hide on adjacent street corners from said men. The schools are very overrated. It may be the worst place in America to raise your kids (even though some delusional person said it was the best).
Person 1: Wow, Lakewood, Ohio is really shitty!

Person 2: HAHA IKR
by ilovemyself May 9, 2012
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Ohio Steamtie

A cross between the Cincinnati Bowtie and the Cleveland Steamer. One rocks back and forth while spinning on the axis created by their asshole and the object of the poop's sternum.
Patrick: I gave Monica such a good Ohio Steamtie, she was picking out poop from her cleav for weeks.
Tyler: Nice!
by Tyler Homewrecker November 7, 2007
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Springfield Ohio

City filled with wannabe thugs and fake gangs. Call themselves Baby Chicago, Murder field, and the Gary Indiana of Ohio. But they not. They just talk too much and have no fits. Lames
Aye man Springfield Ohio aint shit. They aint never on shit
by TonkaTruckTruck January 2, 2018
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byesville ohio

A hole in the ground full of fucktards assholes an unloyal ppl...no jobs an more drugs thin u can shack a stick at..avoid at all coast..
Byesville Ohio
(Fucktard) when u know how to do it right but deside to act stupid an fuck shit up..
by Corey tyler chase January 10, 2017
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