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Mountain Pirate

Mountain Pirate refers to a sub-culture of Southern Appalachia that uses the common historical reference to piracy as their motif. Most mountain pirates are former special forces operatives and operate on the French Broad, South Toe and the Nolichuky rivers. The mountain pirates are advanced wilderness medicine responders, SERE trained professionals and sell services as river/trail guides. Their specialties include advanced white water rafting, ocean sailing and swift water rescue.

The mountain pirates operate under a doctrine called the Appalachian Mountain Piracy, created by a yoga teacher who is related to one of the founders of the Iron Man. The doctrine is also referred to as 'The Code of the Appalachian Mountain Piracy'

Oddly enough, the moutain pirates are also hired by people such as cryptid hunters, paranormal investigators and ufo researchers wanting to explore sites deep in the Smokey Mountains (the Smokies). They also specialize in looking for missing people in the Smokies, Asheville and the surrounding national parks. The pirates provide both security, assistance and provisioning for such trips.
"Is that guy a river guide?"

"No, he is a mountain pirate"
by magicofappalachia January 17, 2023
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Happy Mountain

A preceding descriptive term that makes practically everything sound pleasing and/or amusing.
Happy Mountain Cider
Happy Mountain Chowder
Happy Mountain Village
Happy Mountain Diapers
Happy Mountain Parking Ticket
by Jasper Smeed January 9, 2010
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Boreal Mountain

A decrepit dive bar of a ski resort, usually making the majority of their profit off tourists from a large city that have little experience around snow. These establishments make up for their tourist baiting with a creative park setup.
Dude! Coming out to Montana was sketchy, but we found ourselves a Boreal Mountain hidden in plain sight!
by Sendy McVibes November 25, 2022
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San The Mountain

San the mountain is a edit creator on platforms such as tiktok, YouTube and Pinterest. Currently they have a overall platform of around 7500 followers/subs there edits are top quality and san the mountain is very friendly to their commenters.
by Hobicore93 June 13, 2021
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mountain honkey

Backwoods weirdos who play banjos and bang there cousins usually found in Kentucky in canoes with worm dirt in their mouth and penis in immediate family members
That mountain honkey is sleeping with his sister... doesn't surprise me
by CM68W January 5, 2017
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shaved mountain

A Shaved Mountain is something you come across when an SJW goes to extreme heights just to get their point across.
That shaved mountain of a Karen really tried to get me to believe that beans are actually a good food.
by Supremacy the Father March 16, 2021
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spooge mountain

It's when the second ejaculation lands on top of the first, creating a pile
Tyson created a spooge mountain on his wife's back
by SPANKY1113 March 28, 2017
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