sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016

Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 3, 2020

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Natural Dildo

Yet another way to say penis... Just what the world needed

1: Have you fucked a Natural Dildo?
2: No I'm still a virgin I've only used plastic ones.

by SlightlyMango February 4, 2022

Murder Dildo

A Gun.

Person 1: Why's he carrying around that murder dildo inside a 7/11?
Person 2: He must be overcompensating for something.

by Marx's Beard April 1, 2021

Pink dildo

Pink plastic meat stick

Did you know jack cave has a massive pink dildo up his arse at all the time

by DangerousNonce6 July 7, 2021