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blowjob

when a guys dick is sucked in an orderly fashion so he cums.
I was given a blowjob last night.
by Angola December 10, 2008
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canadian blowjob

When a woman blows her nose during intercourse.
My girlfriend has a cold, I stand a good chance of getting a canadian blowjob tonight.
by Trevorino May 31, 2011
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ass blowjob

the act in which i woman farts on your cock while having anal sex
Iesha peformed her special ass blowjob and shat all over my cock.
by Emanuelnk. December 26, 2008
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blowjob

when a person sucks on a guy's penis.
she gave me a blowjob last night when we had sex.
by sexADDICTION69 May 9, 2009
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Vulcan Blowjob

When a male is having fellatio performed upon himself, he holds his partner's head in the mind-meld position. If successful he will learn if his partner is grateful for the gift he is giving them.
I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Turns out she's a keeper.

I turned it into a Vulcan Blowjob. Aparantly I shouldn't eat asparagus.
by AtomicPenguinCatcher October 18, 2010
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blowjob

is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.

a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.

so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot
jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him
by birchy February 28, 2008
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Argentinian Blowjob

When a person goes to give a blowjob and instead headbutts the penis
"how was last night"
"It was great until the bitch gave me an argentinian blowjob by mistake"
"that sucks dude"
"Yea gave the swampdonk a cleveland steamer and then skipped outta there"
by gooselicker187 March 10, 2009
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