pickle poked

Pickle poked is when your daughter is so ugly,she COULDN'T get laid by a bar full of sailors. That just docked after a Hard year at sea...Poor bitch has used up or destroyed all moms dildos and ass plugs..Now when mom wants a quick hard object up her big ass,she has no choice but to hope to get Pickle Poked.

mom.Fuck I should have locked up my Dildos, Now All I can do is hope Someone brought Vegetables from town so I can get Pickle Poked.

by Nick Danger Brother January 5, 2022

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

Pickle napkin

A napkin or cloth strategically placed on a plate or dish underneath pickles to block the flowing of juice from saturating another food.

I used a pickle napkin to stop the juice from flowing down the plate, getting my chip’s soggy.

by Chrissypoo9992 August 14, 2018

pickle succ

A suck so hard that you lose your penis in the process.

I just had a pickle succ today.

by GreenGamer52 November 9, 2017

Toby Pickles

The biggest man whore known to man

Toby Pickles: I didn't do my math assignment, I was chatting up 5 girls

by Poggu May 26, 2020

hairy pickle

skinny green coconut

look at that hairy pickle

by coconut 876 January 14, 2019

Dessert Pickle

definition A: "when you want something to finish off your meal, but not something sweet, how about a salty, delicious and crunchy dessert pickle?"

Definition B: "a fucking cock, duh."

I asked her if she wanted to grab something sweet after dinner, and she said no, so we went back to her place and I gave her my dessert pickle.

by Beesonmyknees December 4, 2015