Egg Laying

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

turd egg

noun. A "Type 1 " stool on the Bristol Stool scale. Usually very round or egg shaped, painful and difficult to pass. They make a small and fast " Plop" when hitting the surface of toilet water. They require little to no wiping.

I pooped out 4 turd eggs. they were tiny like robbin's eggs and hard.

by Corpsehustler July 29, 2011

elmo eggs

basically over easy eggs. the yolk looks like elmo’s nose, therefore, elmo eggs.

Bea: What kind of eggs are those?
Yabs: ELMO EGGS!!

by beayea October 18, 2022

Egg Bollock

When a slightly off egg, causing no gastric discomfort, instead gives the sufferer a pain in the bollocks.

"I regret eating those 12 eggs for breakfast, now I've got terrible egg bollock"

by smith.spark March 9, 2019

Goose egg

When a male pulls his nut through his shorts

He showed me his goose egg in class

by TheGoatwhisperer September 18, 2018

leukemia egg

best served fried eggs originated from australia.

Bobby: How do you like your eggs sir?
Ash: with leukemia

only leukemia egg

by 3analcake October 7, 2019

egg water

Suddybuddy's secret that she accidentally gave to Diego

haha suddy remember egg water?

by gaynigger.org August 18, 2017