Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Luck Aids

A non contagious disease, that brings horrible luck down upon those infected. Causes situations that would happen to no other people, much like aids in that it will eventually kill you but will cause as much pain and havoc in your life before doing so.

Kyle has luck aids, poor bastard... its terminal.

by blahblah2012 December 14, 2012

Predictable AIDS

When someone will predictably get AIDS.

"I probably have predictable AIDS, I have sex all the time without a condom."

by MargaretWooHoo September 7, 2012

Cancer Aids

Extremely annoying, or difficult to work with, to the point of utmost frustration

Dude have you seen the new website layout? Yeah it's cancer aids

by Kevinaorta August 8, 2023

AIDS of the throat

Noun. Symptom of a really bad cold that results in your throat being sore, and a hoarse voice resembling a smoker who's been smoking for 20 years. This term is used in only extreme cases, when your throat feels so bad that it's nowhere as near as sore as a normal cold.

Person 1: Man, you sound awful. Whats up with you?

Person 2: I frickin' have AIDS of the throat now shuttup!

by Seka January 2, 2008

cat aids

this is what my mate ed has every time he's Ill. Mainly due to fucking cats.

Shit, Ed's got cat aids again today and can't go to work dude!

by hol February 17, 2005

super aids

Super Aids, first discovered in July 2009, is a mutation of Auto Immune Deficiency Syndrome far more aggressive and harmful than previous strands of AIDS. It has displayed the ability to be transferred by carriers who do not feel any ill effects, and can be released by airborne, oral intake, or via sexual contact. Since it's first discovery in Indiana, individuals with symptoms of the disease have been identified in California, Louisiana, Texas, Virginia, Michigan, Washington D.C., New York, and Illinois.

Garrett contracted super aids after drinking after Kat at the party last night.

by kmay2 December 12, 2009