Special Dildo

A penis-shaped contraption made out of nails and spikes that is shoved up the ass for the ultimate torture. Its purpose is to remove human insides. Most of them are built for infants.

eyy motherfuckear whant this god damn uh Special Dildo man eyyy???????

by IhaveHIV January 1, 2021

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 28, 2016

Dildo Trampoline

The action of a person placing a suction cup dildo on a trampoline and then bouncing on it.

I’m feeling horny today I might do a Dildo Trampoline later.

by Pussyfootedbitch May 13, 2019

Dildo launcher

Rocket launcher on fortnite

Don’t hit me with that dildo launcher man!

by anonymous November 26, 2022

dildo smoker

A gay murderer known for wearing a hockey mask and a blue hoodie

Here comes dildo smoker delirious to fuck some shit up

by Shur'tugral May 27, 2016

Dildo Baggins

A troll who lives in a cold cave surrounded by pussy of all shapes and sizes. He only comes out for sustenance and to empty his refuse bins.

Yo, I never see that kid anymore.

Yeah, he really turned into a Dildo Baggins after he got that VR Headset and all those cats.

by BigMike86 November 23, 2021

sausage dildo

When you shit into a condom and use it as a dildo

Babe make me a sausage dildo.

by I am a little more time August 25, 2016