Big Shit

A person who is a big shit

This maybe either because they are your best friend and you like to annoy them
Or because they are just an annoying asshole.
It is most likely that the person calls you little shit

Kaira's a big shit

by thelilshit May 9, 2019

shit beard

dirty, scraggly facial hair which is usually seen on adolescents who dress in black gothic clothes and think they know heavy music but listen to stuff like slipknot.

that kid needs to shave, that's a shit beard.

by Maytawn January 1, 2011

Shit Split

Someone's butt crack.

He was floating in the swimming pool upside down and all you could see was his shit split.
I shouldn't have eaten all of those hot peppers. Everytime I wipe, it feels like my shit split is going to bleed.

by King Skelvis May 2, 2014

Shit on a Sandwich

1. An exclamation of surprise, disbelief, disgust, anger, or horror.

2. A sandwich with feces on it.

1. Joey: "Holy shit on a sandwich! That was cool!"

2. The shit on a sandwich special smelled terrible.

by D-Sacc February 5, 2009

Ruined shit

To be verbally abused and torn down

The girls thought he was cool, until his friends ruined his shit.

by eep April 24, 2004

solipsistic shit

The solipsistic shit (or solipshit) is the shit you know you've taken, but when you check the bowl, there's nothing in there. This actually has a logical explanation. 9 times out of 10 when this occurs, the shit you took was so powerful and so heavy, that you basically dropped an anchor in the bitch, and the shit sunk to the bottom of the toilet half way down the drain and you just didn't see it.

Person 1: Man, I just this massive shit and I know I did, but there was nothing in the toilet when I looked.
Person 2: Looks like you've experienced the solipsistic shit.

by DickMan69 September 11, 2013

Shit goggles

The opposite of Rose-Tinted Glasses, where by a person see's things for only the negatives, often embellished.

Oh come on Mike, your looking at life with Shit goggles mate.

by HedzDeathPunch December 11, 2010