Brown Blumpkin

after a normal blumpkin, before wiping, she eats the shit while giving you a rimjob.

Patricia was feeling frisky after giving Mac a blumpkin, so she proceeded to give him a brown blumpkin.

by djlake99 October 28, 2023

Dixie brown

When you put your finger In someone’s poop hole, then poke someone in the eye with the same finger

Hey bro, do you want a Dixie brown!?

by No Nak December 27, 2022

brown eyed delight

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

brown line

The stain left after a wedgie occurs in undershorts. A brown line results if wiping is not sufficient after a bowel movement or a sudden burst of gas is released unexpectedly.

I hope your mom uses Tide to scrub your brown lines out of your underwear.

by DiegoSantiago June 29, 2014

Chris Browned

Beating the shit outta somebody.

See pwnd

Bob-Did you see that UFC fight last night?!

John-Yea bro Kimbo Slice got Chris Browned!

by SoxdaCat December 18, 2009

French Brown

A blumpkin on a bidet.

Sandra totally gave Pedro a French Brown at the Surfrider hotel in Malibu.

by SandraWee September 9, 2022

Todd Brown Temper Tantrum

The kind of kicking, screaming, cussing mess you would expect from a 13 year old girl on her first period or maybe a 2 year old child, Likely set off by being presented with hard facts that he doesn’t like or being faced with some small inconvenience he doesn’t like.

“I heard Todd start screaming behind me so I turned around expecting to be facing a mountain lion only to find out he had tripped and spilled half his coffee and was only having a Todd brown temper tantrum.”

by Blazer1752 January 6, 2022