Band kid

Stupid dumbass smelly ass kids who don't shut the fuck up tapping their fingers trynna make music get the fuck out here they fucking smell and are all annoying

band kid: you want to hang out fella
person: nah fuck you stinky ass band kid

by Niggaballs44 January 14, 2024

Says the guy with kids

Who thinks that an immortal reality-man spoke to the Jews 2000 years ago and made him the boss of everyone and the only way for sex to be "moral" is for it to approximate incest.

Hym "Says the guy with kids. He also thinks HE is immortal. But I don't think they ever intend for GOD to be an actual guy. I think GOD is a status and the covenant in Genesis 17:2 is this: HE agrees to do what the church says and IN EXCHANGE he gets to tell ME what to do. If HE does THE OPPOSITE of what the Bible says... HE gets forgiven but if I don't do what it say... MY sins DON'T get forgiven. That's the religion. The entire religion is 2 people making a deal behind your back and agreeing to make you their slave. That's the whole thing. And no, there doesn't need to be an alternative. If you say that sticking your dick into a mouse trap makes society work better... I don't need an alternative to say that sticking your dick in a mouse trap is dumb and has nothing to do with how well society works."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Band kid

A ton of band kids are pretty fucking chill, but the other handful of kids are fucking annoying as shit, and there probaly gingers too 😔.

Brendan is such an annoying band kid.

by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 13, 2023

Kanaos._.kid

Kanaos._.kid is a roleplay account that role plays as the daughter of Kanao and Tanjiro. Her oc’s name is Ava Kamado and her oc’s age is 11. She has over 3K followers on her main and 40.4K likes.

Oscar: hey, do you watch Kanaos._.kid on Tiktok?
Dan: no? Who’s that?
Oscar: she’s a roleplay account!
Dan: that’s cool, maybe I’ll check her out sometime.

by Miravao May 5, 2022

Highlighter Kid

a child (normally between the ages of 2-10) who is obsessed with bright neon colors (usually green). these children are usually autistic.

example:

kid one: yo i really fuck with these team jerseys, the bright green really compliments their colors

kid two: omg tony stfu you highlighter kid

by That_PUH9898 December 18, 2023

Kids Head

Someone who gets themselves in anything but a peachy situation

I feel like a Kids Head compared to you

by Babes83 September 7, 2017

territorial kid

someone who nags about THEIR spot.

Those some territorial kids, always bragging about the pool spot and how they found it and it's theirs.

by monster b boy July 18, 2010