National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day

October 13th Is National make out with your short friend day! You can make out with anyone that is labeled " short. "

Random tall guy: * kisses a short person*
Short person: " Why'd you do that? "

Random tall guy: " It's October 13th! National Make Out With Your Short Friend Day! "

by Rory The Slayer October 12, 2022

Ten Tiny Armenian Friends

Hairy toes being exposed in flip flops at an inappropriate time.

"OMG is that Pete over there? He's so talented, we should say hi!"

" Yeah Pete's cool, I just can't hang when his ten tiny Armenian friends start exposing themselves in public."

by Knowmatik August 9, 2019

School Bus Friend

noun
The friend you have on the school bus that you don't see once you graduate high school.

Martin missed his school bus friend, Sofie.

by school bus friend August 2, 2024

Friends

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.

I don't have any friends

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 16, 2019

friends with benefits

friends with benefits is when you and your friend are attractive to each other and want to be something more than friends until they are in a relationship, but it should only be with one person

John and Sarah like each other but doesn’t wanna date, they become friends with benefits until they are in a relationship, but it’s only between them two

by Sugamamaf April 6, 2022

Girl Best friend

A girl best friend will always be there for you no matter what anytime and will make fun of you ALL THE TIME and be mean to you but it’s just because she is comfortable with you because she would never to do that to anyone else but will always stand up for you and is the only one allowed to talk smack about you. She is also the person who will help you with girls and give you advice. A girl best friend will also never lie to you, tell you when you’re wrong, and people will always think you’re more than friend. You go to her for style choices and anything you need help with.

someone: you’re like really close to that girl are y’all a thing?
boy best friend: Nah she’s my girl best friend.

by ur bestieee December 28, 2020

tomato friend

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024