Indian Flat Butt

A condition that many Native Americans suffer from. The afflicted person has a very small butt. Note that both men and women can suffer from this.

Damn, I forgot that boys off the rez don't expect indian flat butt!

Damn it, my indian flat butt makes these jeans too loose!

by NativeWoman January 21, 2011

Sticky butt sex

When you go to an IHOP and take I poop and pour syrup on that poop and shove that poop into your butt and have anal sex

Hey Isaac wanna go have Sticky Butt Sex with me and Nick in the bathroom?

by Wideload69 February 11, 2020

Butt crack barnacle

A close cousin to the dingleberry, butt crack barnacles involve small fecal matters that cling to the equator of anal shrubbery during the defecation process. Such large-scale delinquent turds have most often been cited in the human male species, although felines and canines are often privy to butt crack barnacles as well.

"I thought that Daisy's litter box needed to be fumigated, but turned it out was just my butt crack barnacles."

by Killface Jarvis February 25, 2009

Mexican Butt Raped

Tis when a mexican fucks you up the ass with a burrito (may or may not be extra spicy)

Maddie: "I was wondering a dark alley, when all the sudden this mexican jumps out of nowhere, shoves me head first in a garbage bin and mexican butt raped me. Damn that burrito was extra hott"

Sophie: "thats awesome... i mean awful"

by MizzSmartyPantzz457 May 15, 2014

Photographic Butt Memory

The ability to remember butts, particularly those of teenage boys.

"I have a photographic butt memory."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

butt-ass cold

When you are outdoors and it is incredibly cold out.

DAMN! its butt-ass cold out!

by boshk March 8, 2005

Dutch Butt Disease

Insensitive Michigan slang for a genetic disposition of women with ancestors from the Netherlands towards posterior adiposity (a fat ass).

Yikes, They better start crop-dusting for Dutch Butt Disease or there won't be any seats left on the buses.

by Mitch Gander January 19, 2005