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blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.
Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.
by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024
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Blue plants

yes we've all seen blue flowers they can be orchids and there is that blue Piranha plant it's basically a Venus flytrap coming from a pipe
It also has a meme SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
Hey dude

Yeah?
Did you know that the blue Piranha plant from Mario
Uh huh?
Has a meme
What?!
Ok water my Blue plants im gonna go to the mall for some stuff ok?
Yeah.
And I have a real Piranha plant don't get to close ok?
Ok dude see you later
Bye.
by YourLocalGrape November 11, 2022
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Bonnie Blue

The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.
Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?

Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.
by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025
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Blue Sauce

A dessert topping made out of Shadow Berries, native to Nahfalafagus.
Created by Moriah Elizabeth.
Moriah has created so many things for Nahfalafagus, including Blue Sauce.
by Serafina.fool February 25, 2024
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Blue Walrus

Alex you better get on your girl, she's got major Blue Walrus going on. She's frisky as fuck and it's distracting me from my work.
by Bubbles69! August 20, 2020
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Blue

,,She/he/they’re my blue
,,oh sorry..”
by Strawberry_honey_pie December 4, 2020
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blue sage

The gardener harvested all the herbs in the garden except the sage. Now sage is lonely. Sage is a blue sage.
by Wrathian June 14, 2017
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