ur mom

someone i fucked last night

person: were you at my house last night?
me: yes, i was in ur mom’s room

by anonymous November 9, 2021

your mom

your mom

guess what? your mom.

by YourMomLOL.ca June 8, 2022

Ur mom

The thing everybody says when no one can think of any rational answers. So fuck.
Anything can be attacked with ur mom. So if you see it coming. Don’t.

Ur mom gey

Ur mom fat
Ur mum.. is ur mum?
Ur mum old
Ur mum is a dad
Ur mum eats lasagna

by ThatOneDictionary January 1, 2019

your mom

a commen phrase used by gay men to show that they are gay

personA:what am i a donkey

personB:your mom

by hb#2pencil September 20, 2021

Trevor’s Mom

A very hot mom whose son has a huge package

Jeff- OMG it’s Trevor’s Mom i’m have to act up

by DaddyE172536 June 13, 2022

Mom

Decides on your future

Mom: you cant pregnant that baby will ruin your life

daughter: I'm. Not get abortion
Dad listen to your mother he screams from the other room

by the brogue August 7, 2022

Yo mom

Yo mom means that you had to run from yo mom

Guy: I got to run from yo mom
poop: why?

by smthboutyou May 28, 2021