Jack black

The greatest human being on the entire planet earth.
can play the fake saxophone like a boss

person 1: Who is that?
person 2: that mother fucking jack black mother fucker!

by Swimming pool cleaner September 17, 2021

Flap Jack

Sagging tits that hang below the stomach. See your grandmother for more details

My granny has some nice flap jacks

by Fessy Monday July 7, 2016

sim jack sandy

Sim Jack Sandy; a person who’s occupying a cell phone in which have hacked into and they are constantly conducting cyber attacks to that person’s device. Also, robocalls are Sim Jack Sandy as well, since they’re the ones who have hacked and now they’re pinging it by conducting robocalls, telemarketers, and the pinging of that device. (any cellphone can be hacked and robocalls are linked to Sim Jackers)

There it goes again, Sim Jack Sandy is at it again with the glitches on my phone.

Another potential spam calling, damn, Sim Jack Sandy stays hounding my locations.

by Mr.all.smiles July 19, 2021

JACK KNIFING THE SUN

It takes three people and a big mansion with a long hallway. It is when everyone is NAKED and the SUN is at the end of the HOLE (HALL) and the MOONED spreads the CHEEJS of the SUN as far apart as possible to expose the entire ASSH0LE where the other person is at the end of the other hall 40 feet away with an ERECTION what happens is the SEXUAL ACT starts.

Whatever condition the ANUS is in whether it is dry or not , the JACKKNIFER runs as fast as possible why the other has the MOON spread OPEN and plunges their DICK into the SUN but the key is the DICK can never hit the CORE as they only CRASH INTO THE SUN for which the SEX ACT is called appropriately JACK KNIFING THE SUN and whether that ASSH0LE SURVIVES is GODS choice but it shows how dangerous those DICKS can be.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 29, 2021

Jack

He's a FART

person 1: hey jack you suck

by kqi walliams October 26, 2022

jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person

don’t be a jack fountain

by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019

Jack Munro

Jacky Munro, the affiliate with Meru the Succubus. Sorcerer of cum, and an absolute little homosexual who slurps on mcdonalds sprite at 4:13am. Jack loves the great taste of punctured pussy and is a dick wielder with his 9 metre shlongh.

Jack Munro is a fucking demi god

by Demetrius Demarcus Barthomelew August 15, 2023