Penis

The male organ that separates boys from men, and men from God.

"You are evil!" - can be heard clearly as your heart is being crushed spiritually following the extremely self-important misused of the aforementioned organs penis energy output.

by MagneticPortal January 17, 2020

My penis

My gf has this for some reason… I don’t.

My penis is 3 inches long.

by SleepyPensilz January 16, 2025

Penis

A piece of junk that is usually found under your underwear. If you are not able to find it, you are most likely the reverse sex or you are an alien.

"Something girls like to suck" "Look at the size of his penis!"

by bobomeister October 25, 2019

Penis

Mine is big

I have a monster penis

by UltimateDoge April 25, 2021

penis

something i have.

dang that girl has a nice penis

by bekahwashere April 19, 2020

Penis-man

A Penis-man is Neimantas

ohh look there is Penis-man

by Neimantas-gaydis September 30, 2020

ejected penis

the underdeveloped third leg becomes less undeveloped

Morty: Whats that long thing?
Josh: Its my ejected penis :)
Morty: Yummy

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024