Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

upside down world

Used in 2019 in the poem “The End State: In The Meantime - WHWB? - WWWB?)” on The Consummate Transitioner website and a LinkedIn post. Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? The truth is “what I say it is?” Truth is winning. Loyalty is truth. If you win, you are right. If you lose, you are wrong. Winning is the only acceptable outcome. Wrong is now right. Right is now wrong? Good is now evil and the weak appear to be strong. Lying and deception are acceptable, if we win. We accept and like being lied too by power as long as we win? Winning provides the the free space to hate, mistreat, demean, to attain self-absorbed satisfaction, and to feel comfortable doing so by the least and most despicable.

Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? Example in a sentence: The truth no longer matters, because the world is upside down.

by The Consummate Transitioner December 4, 2020

upside-down lumpkin

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.

Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?

by grantjohnson June 2, 2010

down to the drain

Any platform on the internet where a person commented always in a contradicting manner despite the context or main subject they are commenting.

Person 1: Deym, this episode is the getting lower and lower.
Person 2: There you go, he is down to the drain again.

by Butumomalaggu November 25, 2024

Down to Brown

When you're into anal sex.

Guy 1: You down to brown? ;)
Guy 2: Mmm oh yeah, that's one of my kinks!

by KM994 February 20, 2021

upside down pineapple

When you see an upside down pineapple or decor people think you are a swinger but really you're just a fun person with epic friends, who kiss eachother and dump em out. Often confused with mud crickets. So an upside down pineapple means fun person with epic friends who's at times also a mud cricket.

Grami had upside down pineapple on the porch and them things was out bouncing at the bbq!

by Ardnekk August 12, 2022

Full Coin Down

When a mammal (typically a cat) places its bare asshole on a surface

Girl: My cat sat on my pillow “full coin down” and left a gnarly streak.

Guy: That’s fucking disgusting!

by Sad cat owner February 9, 2024