brown calcium

A term started by a group of friends at a lunch table, and was eventually spread to Imgflip by Larkspur, their Imgflip username. It's basically another way of saying choccy milk.

Lunch Lady: What would you like to drink with that?

Eater: Brown Calcium, please!

Lunch Lady: What is that?

Eater: Chocolate milk.

by Larkspur15 February 20, 2021

Brown Water Navy

When you're having anal sex with someone and you owe into their asshole.

I was having sex with Stephen and decided to Christen him with a brown water navy.

by gmer4thrones March 11, 2019

Partheny Brown

When someone is killin’ it in professional wrestling.

Did you see the Dalton Castle match last night? He is Partheny Brown to the max!!!!

by Mulliwater August 12, 2021

will browne

will browne is a bugledug who has a 12 inch cock

kid: i lik-
will browne: shut up and bend over

by ewan kerse November 23, 2021

Harsh Brown

The colour of jeans worn by only the most unfortunate man.

You should have seen this lad in the club last week... he had on a pair of harsh browns. What a faux pas.

by back2mine May 14, 2011

Brown Water Rafting

When you eat a block of cheese on a Friday Night and follow it up the next morning with a Taco Bell breakfast burrito, and the solid chunk of shit in your ass rides the Taco Bell liquid wave out your butthole.

Ryan should have known better than to eat that taco bell.... his butt cheddar is brown water rafting out of him.

by Repressed Humor Issues February 21, 2025

Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster

When Shit mixes with liquids such as," Lemonade, Lime Soda, and other sour beverages," gets blended together, drank by someone and then said person laughs hard enough to make the beverage shoot up the persons throat and out of the nostrils.

That party last night was epic. Cornelious made Linda laugh so hard she pulled a Bitter Brown Shit Shake Buster!

by champspider-nicknack January 19, 2011