game maker

A shitty game engine that only bad people use

I use game maker because it's good

Open your eyes

by Peter / Delta April 28, 2017

Mobile game devs

People who definitely know how to make money out of FUCKING RETARDS.
Mobile games that are made nowadays suck, we all know that, and thats the reason why so devs make them to make easy cash of kids, kids, THE FUCKING KIDS!!!
Devs make these games look completely different than its on ad, the ads are just full of pornography, or robots playing them wrong, or there are unpaid and very bad actors, who are like : "I thought I would get through level 3 easily, but I was wrong" and shit.
Normal people who have brain could have pour bleach in their eyes, to wash the cancer off, but the kids are fucking stupid and download it cause its suppossed to have sex in it and the kids are low-life horny weebs
Its just easy cash for the devs, and it hurts to watch what have happened to mobile games,
Now lets remember the actually good mobile games that we used to play: Subways Surfers, Clumsy Ninja, Talking Tom games, Pou, Shadows Fight 2, Crossy Road, Geometry Dash, Candy Crush, Pokémon GO, Angry Birds games, Plant vs Zombies, Hill Climb Racing, Granny, Rider.
I miss those games and good devs

Game dev 1: We are rivals, and we always will.
Game dev 2: I know we are, but I know what to do?
Game dev 1: What's your big idea?
Game dev 2: Dude, we are Mobile game devs, lets make together so shitty ass game and make biilions of horny kids.
Game dev 1: You son of a bitch, I'M IN!

by Stormeier1565 December 28, 2022

Thrown game

Whether somebody called you a favorite for rookie of the year, or for an unlikely trip to the playoffs, any time an opponent has thrown the game or rigged the system to blow you off course, you never had much of a chance, no matter what you did with the slim chance you had.

When you're going against a thrown game every season, the real underdog was always you. The real favorite was always the other guy.

by Solid Mantis May 18, 2021

game

What fuckboiiies do to girls. They play a game with them. KAPPA

I play a game with a girl.

by TheRealFilouface December 4, 2017

gaming goldilocks

If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming

“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”

by Pineapple tastes awful June 14, 2021

I'm game

As in I'm likely to do that, might be fun; often references challenges to keep up in drinking games.

"Hey, let's do Irish Car Bombs!" "Sure, I'm game."

by LizzZ April 29, 2004

Cool Math Games

A website that (usually bored students) used to play free games. It is also the death of schools and teachers.

"Bro, I just finished grinding this game on cool math games; I completely missed whatever Mrs. Williams just said."
"I think it was something about decomposers. I was playing Cool Math too."

by Kingdoms of Fear Project March 8, 2022