Jack Colin Jones

just a bloody sex machine, ass licker and phd of the vagina

Jack Colin Jones, bro hes a bloody sex machine

by bruh_god January 11, 2022

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Jack

Someone who thinks they are hard but they really are a dickhead. If u are friends with this guy un friend him now!!!!!!!!

Jack is a bad friend

by Dkebrh December 16, 2019

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A retard ass nigger that was likely raped when he was young. If you want your child to be an absolute retard, and quadruple the likelihood they will be raped by an uncle, naming them Jack is your #1 choice! The uncles of jacks are usually not reported, and many experts do not see the correlation between the name and rapings, however, closer inspection upon instances of unreported rapes suggests that most Jacks enjoy being raped, and chooses not to report so they can be raped in the future. In some rare cases, Jacks will attempt to reach more pedophiles through their uncles.

Bob: “Hey do you know Jack?”
Alex: “oh that retard ass nigger who’s asshole diameter is 45cm?”

by Eva Elfie October 16, 2024

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Jack Bauer

A man who enjoys dominant roleplay in the bedroom, having his partner at his complete mercy and torturing them until they submit to his will. A male version of a dominatrix, if you will.

So named for the lead character of the hit Fox series "24", Jack Bauer will do whatever it takes to thwart terrorism and is notorious for his brutal interrogation methods.

I heard her boyfriend's a total Jack Bauer; I never thought she was into that kind of thing.

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Yeah, I pulled a Jack Bauer on her. She was begging me to let her do me by the time I was done.

by Crazy Pelirrojo April 20, 2009

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Boom my jack

Essentially a slang for a slang, this phrase means “hit my line” or “hit me up” and is commonly used by drug dealers when advertising their product on Snapchat.

“Boom my jack for that loud pack”

by ShrekLover6969 July 20, 2022

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