italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Brown ring of death

The brown ring of death is whenever a person sits on an object naked and their asshole (that they did not wipe that good) leaves a brown ring on said object.

oh my God what the fuck dude you left a brown ring of death on my grandmother’s chair

by Seresan July 12, 2024

Working on the brown

Another way to explain you gotta take a shit, Alternatively use- you try to make hasbrowns

Be out in a minute I'm working on the brown

by Lord Erne October 25, 2025

Brown Monster

Absolutely MASSIVE shit. From France.

I just dropped a brown monster in the toilet.

by Brownmonster2000 January 12, 2025

bad news browns

diarrhea

i have a case of the bad news browns.

by lifedeathandbeyond July 4, 2016

brown secudar

A brown recluse type spider

Woah Jeni said, pointing at a brown secudar!

by Brown secudar January 12, 2023

Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.

After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!

by Ericandofier March 27, 2024